VA Plates- VBE 9088, Piece of shit E46 3-Series

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 04/03/2016 at 12:11 • Filed to: None

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Hope you had fun weaving through traffic and going close to 70 mph in a 25 and running a couple redlights on a densely populated street. Hope you really enjoy that reckless driving ticket.

deprecated account > jkm7680 04/03/2016 at 12:13

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Party-vi?

Slant6 > jkm7680 04/03/2016 at 12:13

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Did they get pulled over?

jkm7680 > Slant6 04/03/2016 at 12:14

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No, but got caught by one speed camera, one red light camera and got called in to local PD twice.

jkm7680 > deprecated account 04/03/2016 at 12:14

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Unless he's a Hispanic woman with a ponytail.....

whoarder is tellurium > jkm7680 04/03/2016 at 12:15

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Maybe it was stolen?

jkm7680 > whoarder is tellurium 04/03/2016 at 12:17

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Possibly...

I don’t know who’d steal a piece of shit rusty 3-Series though.

whoarder is tellurium > jkm7680 04/03/2016 at 12:21

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The same person who would steal a 1996 Honda Civic DX

deprecated account > jkm7680 04/03/2016 at 12:21

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PLOT TWIST: HE IS.

Roadster Man > jkm7680 04/03/2016 at 12:22

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If enough people call you into the cops like that, they’ll run your plates, find your address, and wait at your house until you get home to have a nice chat. Hopefully that happened to this guy.

jkm7680 > Roadster Man 04/03/2016 at 12:22

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That would be very nice.

LOREM IPSUM > jkm7680 04/03/2016 at 12:25

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Was this in Virginia? If so...

jariten1781 > jkm7680 04/03/2016 at 12:32

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Shit cars are stolen more often than nice ones. 1, older is easier; 2, most opportunistic criminals operate in familiar areas which tend to have 10-20 year old vehicles with high sales figures.

Bengal55 > jkm7680 04/03/2016 at 12:48

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Where in Northern Virginia™ was this? It won’t be long before that E46 is wrapped around a tree or up the rear end of an Asplundh truck.

jkm7680 > Bengal55 04/03/2016 at 12:52

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Fairfax

Funktheduck > Bengal55 04/03/2016 at 15:57

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How do you pronounce that? In my head it’s “ass plun duh” like plunder and makes me giggle a little. I see the trucks pretty often

LOREM IPSUM > Bengal55 04/03/2016 at 22:52

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Back in the 90's I almost got my ass kicked by yelling “Hey Asplundh” (pronounced ass-plunch, at the time.) at one of those trucks as it was driving by whilst walking home from school.

The driver jammed on the brakes, shot me a glare, then it must have registered to him what I had actually said because he busted out laughing as he drove away.

I didn’t do that anymore after that, but 20 years+ later I still laugh to myself every time I see one of those rigs.